Three Horrid Things That Have Happened To Me This Weekend

1. I ate a squid. It tasted... squiddy.
2. I had to help a 100-year-old lady get off the toilet, and I had to help her pull up her pants and her... ::cough:: ... inconstinence product.
3. My drunk mom and her drunk friend have been at my mom's house all day baking Christmas cookies... which mostly taste like crap.

I think I'm ready for Monday!


~Melissa~ said...

Yikes! It sounds like you've had quite a weekend. Glad Monday is here for you!

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